My husband has taken to reading the news and keeping himself generally up to date on most of the goings on of the world. And while he is reading stuff, he's still generally apathetic about everything he reads. So when he came home the other night excitedly asking me if I had read about the man who chewed off the other man's face, I had to see what the hell he was talking about.
Miami police shoot, kill man eating another man's face. He even ate the man's nose and eyeballs, y'all. What the fuck?
Although it is believed that the two men were on some sort of drug (called "bath salts"....really? Way to forever fuck up a Mother's Day gift basket assholes), the jokes about zombies started almost immediately. As they totally should have.