So, I'm sitting here with my three year old watching Caillou....which is one of the more moderately annoying cartoons on television. While I prefer Dora the Explorer, Go Diego Go, or Mrs. Spider's Sunny Patch, I will take unrealistically happy parents parenting an amazingly whiny kid over these shows any day of the week.
CHOWDER
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| This show is not just annoying....it's down-right STUPID. I banned my boys from watching it after seeing an episode where Chowder, his best friend, and his mentor are accidentally locked in a tower...where they proceed to drown themselves in their own pee. WTF? |
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YO GABBA GABBA
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| Those are the eyes of a man who has hit rock bottom. |
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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| Really, who comes up with this ridiculous crap? Every single character on this show is mind-numbingly annoying. Every. Single. One. |
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TELETUBBIES
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| None of them. Thank god. Because I would shoot myself. |
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And I saved this for last, because it's not a show, it's a movie. If by movie you mean horrible, screeching teenager (pre-teenager?) who records his crapfest on film to torture the rest of the world with.
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| My kids and husband love it. It makes me want to gauge my eardrums out with an ice pick. |
*Sigh* I long for the days of He-Man and She-Ra.
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