Things I learned on my trip to my dad's house

1- It takes 4 1/2 hours to get from Washington DC to Quantico Marine Base if you never go over 25 mph.

2-  If you drive fast enough when it's raining, you don't need to use windshield wipers.

3-  I have approximately 8 hours worth of songs that start with the letter "L" on my iPod.

4-  If the Christian nutjobs are right and I'm going to hell, I'm pretty sure I will have to constantly relive that drive over and over again for eternity.