Sweet Baby Jesus.
They detail this video, where Angela Lansbury....of Murder, She Wrote fame.....is generally long-winded and oddly hump-ish before hopping into her large tub and talking about how women her age are still sexual while her hands mysteriously disappear into the water.
I didn't believe them. So I clicked on the video link.
Why, why, oh why did I choose to open that link? The vision of Angela Lansbury (possibly...more than likely) masturbating ON FILM! is going to haunt me forever.
I've delayed my plans to build my teleportation device in order to give me time to invent some sort of memory scrubber thing-a-ma-bob in order to save myself a few hours of therapy.